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"Math Words That'll Make You Sound Smarter" Will Probably Be the Funniest Thing You Read This Week

Updated 6/19/2020
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Yes, you can use math words to make yourself sound smarter, at least according to these hilarious examples.

Ever wonder why software engineers sound so smart and annoying all the time? It’s because they use math words. But they aren’t the only ones who can sound smart using math words. That’s right, you.

Here’s a few math words to use and how to use them.













This article was originally published on TheCooperReview.com. It has been republished here with permission. Sarah Cooper is a writer, comedian and creator of TheCooperReview.com. Her first book, 100 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings comes out October 4th. Sign up for her free email to get updates.


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Sarah Cooper is a writer, comedian, and creator of the satirical blog, The Cooper Review. Her new book, How to Be Successful Without Hurting Men's Feelings, comes out October 2018. You can follow her on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter.
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