The app Secret has been making the rounds lately—if you haven’t seen it, it’s like the app version of PostSecret, letting you browse snapshots of others’ innermost thoughts, sans names and profiles.

And we couldn’t help but use it to take a peek inside the minds and lives of office dwellers worldwide—and round up a few of our favorite work-related secrets just for you.

You’ll laugh, you’ll relate, and at the very least, you’ll feel better knowing that you’re not the only one who’s had a meeting across town “run really, really long” on a beautiful spring day.

Oh, and that, as bad as your last meeting went, at least you weren’t dressed like Batman.