Warning: This post contains spoilers from recent Game of Thrones episodes.
If you love television shows that like to off pretty much every single character you’ve grown attached to (and then some), chances are you’re a huge Game of Thrones fan. Luckily, the old saying rings true: When one door closes, another one opens. And that means that some of those tragically scripted deaths in seasons past have made way for plenty of job openings, according to this hilarious GoT-inspired recruitment website, Westeros Recruitment.
There are a number of witty job descriptions for various roles that have opened up throughout the series, including the most recent: A quick turnaround needed for a Personal Assistant to Bran Stark. A key requirement is being “comfortable having your mind controlled by your boss,” even though having a strong vocabulary’s “not essential.”
Other vacant positions include Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Warden of the North, and more. With so many career opportunities, the hope is that all bright-eyed professionals—regardless of industry or skill level—can find a nice fit for themselves in the Seven Kingdoms.
As the saying goes: All men must die, but not without at least trying to make a decent living for themselves first.
Caroline Liu is a freelance writer, graphic designer, and computer programmer studying at Wesleyan University. She is pursuing majors in Feminist, Gender, and Sexuality Studies and Computer Science in order to bridge her passions for tech, design, and social justice. Learn more about Caroline on her website or follow her on Twitter.More from this Author