It’s January—the month when everyone is looking to freshen up their interview skills. Maybe you’re nervous about an upcoming interview, and wondering, "What's the worst that could happen?"
Well, according to Twitter, you can ruin the interview in just five words. We’ve collected some of our favorite SFW answers (though the spicier ones are also worth a read) from the trending hashtag for your enjoyment. Oh, and some tips to help make sure this doesn’t happen to you.
"Anyway, they dropped the charges." #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview— Ross Teddy Craig (@RossTeddyCraig) January 19, 2015
WHEN'S YOUR BABY DUE!? OH... #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview— Bustle (@bustle) January 19, 2015
Can you lend me $5? #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview— Megan (@tipsy_writer) January 19, 2015
Where do my cats sit? #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) January 19, 2015
I'm not cannibalistic per se. #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview— Richard Kadrey (@Richard_Kadrey) January 18, 2015
#FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview "what is the wifi password?"— Niall Horan (@acousticnialI) January 19, 2015
"You gonna finish that coffee?" #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview— Tim Stanley (@timothy_stanley) January 19, 2015
#FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview Can I keep this pen?— Michele Mahone (@Mmahone) January 19, 2015
Do you pay for uber? #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview— Shawn Marshall (@BronzeShawnMars) January 19, 2015
First, lemme take a selfie. #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview— Richelle (@RichelleSue) January 18, 2015
#FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview please don't check my references— brian moore (@brianmoore1) January 19, 2015
Yes, I'm really good with numbers #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview— Matt Oswalt (@Puddinstrip) January 19, 2015
#FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview I’m live tweeting this interview— Harold Itzkowitz (@HaroldItz) January 19, 2015
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