"Thank God tomorrow's Monday, right?"
Said no one ever.
In that spirit, here are 15 other things we're pretty sure no one has ever said about work. Join in the fun and add your own in the comments section!
I really wish we could just skip weekends. Who needs a break?"
Too bad I didn't forget that deadline."
I should have taken more tequila shots at the company happy hour last night."
Look, I don't want to take a vacation. Please stop asking."
My dream is to spend the rest of my life at a job I hate."
I feel so lucky that you told me all the gruesome details about your dermatologist appointment the other day. I wouldn't want to spend my lunch hour any other way."
Worked on Saturday night. It was awesome."
Nice! My employees didn't do anything I assigned them."
I'm so jealous that you haven't left the office in 24 hours."
Fingers crossed that my boss hates the project I've spend the last two months on."
I'd really love it if I hired a person who turned out to be a con artist."
I'm so happy for the person who stole my lunch today. It was my favorite, so he probably enjoyed it."
Yes! No one has cleaned out the office fridge in months!"
Best day ever. I got fired."
I don't really need that raise. Go ahead and keep the extra cash for the company."
As Social Media and Community Manager, Brooke is intrigued by (okay, obsessed with) all things social. She has been Musing since right after she graduated from Smith College, beginning first as an intern. When Brooke isn’t conjuring up new Tweets, she can be found trying out new foods, wishing she had a Boston Terrier, and Instagramming. Say hi on Twitter @beetorr.More from this Author